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Kitty for the forum

APT29388 · Jul 26, 2025

// ==UserScript==
// @name Котик
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 1.0
// @description Котяра
// @author APT29388
// @match https://lolz.live/*
// @match https://*.lolz.live/*
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
'use strict';
const catStyles = `
<style id="lolz-cat-styles">
#lolz-cat {
position: fixed;
width: 50px;
height: 50px;
z-index: 9999;
pointer-events: auto;
transition: all 0.3s ease;
font-size: 32px;
user-select: none;
cursor: pointer;
}

.cat-speech {
position: absolute;
top: -35px;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
background: white;
border: 2px solid #29ad72;
border-radius: 15px;
padding: 5px 10px;
font-size: 14px;
font-weight: bold;
color: #29ad72;
white-space: nowrap;
opacity: 0;
pointer-events: none;
transition: opacity 0.3s ease;
z-index: 10000;
}

.cat-speech::after {
content: '';
position: absolute;
top: 100%;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
border: 8px solid transparent;
border-top-color: white;
}

.cat-speech::before {
content: '';
position: absolute;
top: 100%;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
border: 10px solid transparent;
border-top-color: #29ad72;
z-index: -1;
}

.cat-speech.show {
opacity: 1;
}

.cat-stopped {
animation: none !important;
}

.cat-stopped #paw-front-left,
.cat-stopped #paw-front-right,
.cat-stopped #paw-back-left,
.cat-stopped #paw-back-right,
.cat-stopped #tail,
.cat-stopped #cat-body,
.cat-stopped #cat-head {
animation: none !important;
}

.cat-sitting #cat-body {
transform: translateY(8px);
transition: transform 0.3s ease;
}

.cat-sitting #paw-back-left,
.cat-sitting #paw-back-right {
transform: translateY(8px) scaleY(0.6);
transition: transform 0.3s ease;
}

.cat-sitting #paw-front-left,
.cat-sitting #paw-front-right {
transform: translateY(4px);
transition: transform 0.3s ease;
}

.cat-sitting #tail {
transform: rotate(-20deg);
transform-origin: 30px 50px;
transition: transform 0.3s ease;
}

@keyframes pawRunFront {
0% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
25% { transform: translateY(-4px) rotate(-10deg); }
50% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
75% { transform: translateY(-2px) rotate(10deg); }
100% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
}

@keyframes pawRunBack {
0% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
25% { transform: translateY(-2px) rotate(10deg); }
50% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
75% { transform: translateY(-4px) rotate(-10deg); }
100% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }
}

@keyframes tailRun {
0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
50% { transform: rotate(15deg); }
100% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
}

@keyframes bodyBounce {
0% { transform: translateY(0px); }
50% { transform: translateY(-3px); }
100% { transform: translateY(0px); }
}

.cat-running #paw-front-left { animation: pawRunFront 0.3s infinite; }
.cat-running #paw-front-right { animation: pawRunFront 0.3s infinite 0.15s; }
.cat-running #paw-back-left { animation: pawRunBack 0.3s infinite; }
.cat-running #paw-back-right { animation: pawRunBack 0.3s infinite 0.15s; }
.cat-running #tail { animation: tailRun 0.6s infinite; }
.cat-running #cat-body { animation: bodyBounce 0.3s infinite; }
.cat-running #cat-head { animation: bodyBounce 0.3s infinite; }

.paw-print {
position: fixed;
width: 12px;
height: 12px;
z-index: 9998;
pointer-events: none;
opacity: 0.6;
animation: pawFade 3s ease-out forwards;
}

@keyframes pawFade {
0% { opacity: 0.6; transform: scale(1); }
50% { opacity: 0.4; transform: scale(0.9); }
100% { opacity: 0; transform: scale(0.7); }
}
</style>
`;

document.head.insertAdjacentHTML('beforeend', catStyles);

const cat = document.createElement('div');
cat.id = 'lolz-cat';
cat.innerHTML = `
<svg width="60" height="40" viewBox="0 0 120 80" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
<ellipse cx="60" cy="75" rx="25" ry="4" fill="#000" opacity="0.2"/>
<path id="tail" d="M 30 50 Q 15 45 10 30 Q 8 20 18 25 Q 25 30 30 40"
stroke="#29ad72" stroke-width="6" fill="none" stroke-linecap="round"/>
<rect id="paw-back-left" x="42" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>
<rect id="paw-back-right" x="52" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>
<path id="cat-body" d="M 30 45 Q 35 35 50 35 Q 80 35 85 45 Q 85 60 80 65 Q 50 65 35 65 Q 30 60 30 45 Z"
fill="#29ad72"/>
<rect id="paw-front-left" x="65" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>
<rect id="paw-front-right" x="75" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>
<ellipse cx="85" cy="45" rx="8" ry="12" fill="#29ad72"/>
<path id="cat-head" d="M 75 35 Q 85 25 95 25 Q 105 25 115 35 Q 115 45 105 50 Q 95 55 85 50 Q 75 45 75 35 Z"
fill="#29ad72"/>
<path id="ear-left" d="M 85 30 L 90 15 L 95 30 Z" fill="#29ad72"/>
<path id="ear-right" d="M 95 30 L 100 15 L 105 30 Z" fill="#29ad72"/>
<path d="M 87 28 L 90 18 L 93 28 Z" fill="#FFB3D9"/>
<path d="M 97 28 L 100 18 L 103 28 Z" fill="#FFB3D9"/>
<ellipse id="eye-left" cx="90" cy="38" rx="3" ry="4" fill="#90EE90"/>
<ellipse id="eye-right" cx="100" cy="38" rx="3" ry="4" fill="#90EE90"/>
<ellipse cx="90" cy="38" rx="1.5" ry="2.5" fill="#000"/>
<ellipse cx="100" cy="38" rx="1.5" ry="2.5" fill="#000"/>
<circle id="pupil-left" cx="90.5" cy="37" r="0.5" fill="white"/>
<circle id="pupil-right" cx="100.5" cy="37" r="0.5" fill="white"/>
<path id="nose" d="M 95 42 L 93 45 L 97 45 Z" fill="#FF69B4"/>
<path id="mouth" d="M 95 45 L 95 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1"/>
<path d="M 95 47 Q 92 48 89 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1" fill="none"/>
<path d="M 95 47 Q 98 48 101 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1" fill="none"/>
<line x1="80" y1="40" x2="70" y2="39" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>
<line x1="80" y1="43" x2="70" y2="43" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>
<line x1="110" y1="40" x2="120" y2="39" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>
<line x1="110" y1="43" x2="120" y2="43" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>
</svg>
`;
document.body.appendChild(cat);

let catX = 100;
let catY = 100;
let targetX = catX;
let targetY = catY;
let isScrolling = false;
let scrollTimeout;
let moveInterval;
let washingTimeout;
let currentState = 'idle';
let pawPrintCounter = 0;
let isHovered = false;

const speechBubble = document.createElement('div');
speechBubble.className = 'cat-speech';

const meowSounds = ['Мяy!', 'Мяy~', 'Мур-мяy!', 'Мяв!', 'Мурр!', 'Мяy-мяy!'];

cat.appendChild(speechBubble);

cat.style.left = catX + 'px';
cat.style.top = catY + 'px';

function getRandomElement() {
const elements = document.querySelectorAll('div, p, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, span, a, button, img');
const visibleElements = Array.from(elements).filter(el => {
const rect = el.getBoundingClientRect();
return rect.width > 20 && rect.height > 20 &&
rect.top >= 0 && rect.left >= 0 &&
rect.bottom <= window.innerHeight &&
rect.right <= window.innerWidth;
});

if (visibleElements.length > 0) {
return visibleElements[Math.floor(Math.random() * visibleElements.length)];
}
return null;
}

function moveCatToTarget() {
const dx = targetX - catX;
const dy = targetY - catY;
const distance = Math.sqrt(dx * dx + dy * dy);

if (distance > 5) {
const speed = 2;
catX += (dx / distance) * speed;
catY += (dy / distance) * speed;

if (dx > 0) {
cat.style.transform = 'scaleX(1)';
} else if (dx < 0) {
cat.style.transform = 'scaleX(-1)';
}

cat.style.left = catX + 'px';
cat.style.top = catY + 'px';

pawPrintCounter++;
if (pawPrintCounter % 15 === 0) {
createPawPrint(catX, catY);
}

if (currentState !== 'running') {
setState('running');
}
} else {

findNewTarget();
}
}

function setState(newState) {

cat.classList.remove('cat-running', 'cat-washing', 'cat-jumping', 'cat-sitting');

currentState = newState;

switch (newState) {
case 'running':
cat.classList.add('cat-running');
break;
case 'washing':
cat.classList.add('cat-washing');
break;
case 'jumping':
cat.classList.add('cat-jumping');
break;
case 'sitting':
cat.classList.add('cat-sitting');
break;
}
}

function createPawPrint(x, y) {
const pawPrint = document.createElement('div');
pawPrint.className = 'paw-print';
pawPrint.innerHTML = `
<svg width="12" height="12" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
<ellipse cx="12" cy="16" rx="4" ry="3" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>
<circle cx="8" cy="10" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>
<circle cx="12" cy="8" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>
<circle cx="16" cy="10" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>
<circle cx="12" cy="12" r="1" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>
</svg>
`;

pawPrint.style.left = (x - 6) + 'px';
pawPrint.style.top = (y + 15) + 'px';

document.body.appendChild(pawPrint);

setTimeout(() => {
if (pawPrint.parentNode) {
pawPrint.parentNode.removeChild(pawPrint);
}
}, 3000);
}

function findNewTarget() {
const element = getRandomElement();
if (element) {
const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();
targetX = rect.left + rect.width / 2;
targetY = rect.top + rect.height / 2;

targetX = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerWidth - 60, targetX));
targetY = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerHeight - 60, targetY));
} else {

targetX = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 80) + 40;
targetY = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 80) + 40;
}
}

cat.addEventListener('mouseenter', () => {
isHovered = true;

cat.classList.add('cat-stopped');
cat.classList.add('cat-sitting');

const randomMeow = meowSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowSounds.length)];
speechBubble.textContent = randomMeow;
speechBubble.classList.add('show');

console.log('Котик говорит:', randomMeow);
});

cat.addEventListener('mouseleave', () => {
isHovered = false;

cat.classList.remove('cat-stopped');
cat.classList.remove('cat-sitting');

speechBubble.classList.remove('show');

if (!isScrolling) {
setState('idle');
findNewTarget();
}
});

moveInterval = setInterval(() => {
if (!isHovered && (currentState === 'running' || currentState === 'idle')) {
moveCatToTarget();
}
}, 50);

setTimeout(() => {
findNewTarget();
}, 1000);

window.addEventListener('resize', () => {
catX = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerWidth - 60, catX));
catY = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerHeight - 60, catY));
cat.style.left = catX + 'px';
cat.style.top = catY + 'px';
});

console.log('Котик загружен! ');
})();

JS
// ==UserScript==

// @name         Котик

// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/

// @version      1.0

// @description  Котяра

// @author       APT29388

// @match        https://lolz.live/*

// @match        https://*.lolz.live/*

// @grant        none

// ==/UserScript==



(function () {

    'use strict';

    const catStyles = `

        <style id="lolz-cat-styles">

            #lolz-cat {

                position: fixed;

                width: 50px;

                height: 50px;

                z-index: 9999;

                pointer-events: auto;

                transition: all 0.3s ease;

                font-size: 32px;

                user-select: none;

                cursor: pointer;

            }





            .cat-speech {

                position: absolute;

                top: -35px;

                left: 50%;

                transform: translateX(-50%);

                background: white;

                border: 2px solid #29ad72;

                border-radius: 15px;

                padding: 5px 10px;

                font-size: 14px;

                font-weight: bold;

                color: #29ad72;

                white-space: nowrap;

                opacity: 0;

                pointer-events: none;

                transition: opacity 0.3s ease;

                z-index: 10000;

            }



            .cat-speech::after {

                content: '';

                position: absolute;

                top: 100%;

                left: 50%;

                transform: translateX(-50%);

                border: 8px solid transparent;

                border-top-color: white;

            }



            .cat-speech::before {

                content: '';

                position: absolute;

                top: 100%;

                left: 50%;

                transform: translateX(-50%);

                border: 10px solid transparent;

                border-top-color: #29ad72;

                z-index: -1;

            }



            .cat-speech.show {

                opacity: 1;

            }





            .cat-stopped {

                animation: none !important;

            }



            .cat-stopped #paw-front-left,

            .cat-stopped #paw-front-right,

            .cat-stopped #paw-back-left,

            .cat-stopped #paw-back-right,

            .cat-stopped #tail,

            .cat-stopped #cat-body,

            .cat-stopped #cat-head {

                animation: none !important;

            }





            .cat-sitting #cat-body {

                transform: translateY(8px);

                transition: transform 0.3s ease;

            }



            .cat-sitting #paw-back-left,

            .cat-sitting #paw-back-right {

                transform: translateY(8px) scaleY(0.6);

                transition: transform 0.3s ease;

            }



            .cat-sitting #paw-front-left,

            .cat-sitting #paw-front-right {

                transform: translateY(4px);

                transition: transform 0.3s ease;

            }



            .cat-sitting #tail {

                transform: rotate(-20deg);

                transform-origin: 30px 50px;

                transition: transform 0.3s ease;

            }





            @keyframes pawRunFront {

                0% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

                25% { transform: translateY(-4px) rotate(-10deg); }

                50% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

                75% { transform: translateY(-2px) rotate(10deg); }

                100% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

            }



            @keyframes pawRunBack {

                0% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

                25% { transform: translateY(-2px) rotate(10deg); }

                50% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

                75% { transform: translateY(-4px) rotate(-10deg); }

                100% { transform: translateY(0px) rotate(0deg); }

            }



            @keyframes tailRun {

                0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }

                50% { transform: rotate(15deg); }

                100% { transform: rotate(0deg); }

            }



            @keyframes bodyBounce {

                0% { transform: translateY(0px); }

                50% { transform: translateY(-3px); }

                100% { transform: translateY(0px); }

            }









            .cat-running #paw-front-left { animation: pawRunFront 0.3s infinite; }

            .cat-running #paw-front-right { animation: pawRunFront 0.3s infinite 0.15s; }

            .cat-running #paw-back-left { animation: pawRunBack 0.3s infinite; }

            .cat-running #paw-back-right { animation: pawRunBack 0.3s infinite 0.15s; }

            .cat-running #tail { animation: tailRun 0.6s infinite; }

            .cat-running #cat-body { animation: bodyBounce 0.3s infinite; }

            .cat-running #cat-head { animation: bodyBounce 0.3s infinite; }









            .paw-print {

                position: fixed;

                width: 12px;

                height: 12px;

                z-index: 9998;

                pointer-events: none;

                opacity: 0.6;

                animation: pawFade 3s ease-out forwards;

            }



            @keyframes pawFade {

                0% { opacity: 0.6; transform: scale(1); }

                50% { opacity: 0.4; transform: scale(0.9); }

                100% { opacity: 0; transform: scale(0.7); }

            }

        </style>

    `;





    document.head.insertAdjacentHTML('beforeend', catStyles);





    const cat = document.createElement('div');

    cat.id = 'lolz-cat';

    cat.innerHTML = `

        <svg width="60" height="40" viewBox="0 0 120 80" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">

            <ellipse cx="60" cy="75" rx="25" ry="4" fill="#000" opacity="0.2"/>

            <path id="tail" d="M 30 50 Q 15 45 10 30 Q 8 20 18 25 Q 25 30 30 40"

                  stroke="#29ad72" stroke-width="6" fill="none" stroke-linecap="round"/>

            <rect id="paw-back-left" x="42" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <rect id="paw-back-right" x="52" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <path id="cat-body" d="M 30 45 Q 35 35 50 35 Q 80 35 85 45 Q 85 60 80 65 Q 50 65 35 65 Q 30 60 30 45 Z"

                  fill="#29ad72"/>

            <rect id="paw-front-left" x="65" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <rect id="paw-front-right" x="75" y="60" width="4" height="12" rx="2" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <ellipse cx="85" cy="45" rx="8" ry="12" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <path id="cat-head" d="M 75 35 Q 85 25 95 25 Q 105 25 115 35 Q 115 45 105 50 Q 95 55 85 50 Q 75 45 75 35 Z"

                  fill="#29ad72"/>

            <path id="ear-left" d="M 85 30 L 90 15 L 95 30 Z" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <path id="ear-right" d="M 95 30 L 100 15 L 105 30 Z" fill="#29ad72"/>

            <path d="M 87 28 L 90 18 L 93 28 Z" fill="#FFB3D9"/>

            <path d="M 97 28 L 100 18 L 103 28 Z" fill="#FFB3D9"/>

            <ellipse id="eye-left" cx="90" cy="38" rx="3" ry="4" fill="#90EE90"/>

            <ellipse id="eye-right" cx="100" cy="38" rx="3" ry="4" fill="#90EE90"/>

            <ellipse cx="90" cy="38" rx="1.5" ry="2.5" fill="#000"/>

            <ellipse cx="100" cy="38" rx="1.5" ry="2.5" fill="#000"/>

            <circle id="pupil-left" cx="90.5" cy="37" r="0.5" fill="white"/>

            <circle id="pupil-right" cx="100.5" cy="37" r="0.5" fill="white"/>

            <path id="nose" d="M 95 42 L 93 45 L 97 45 Z" fill="#FF69B4"/>

            <path id="mouth" d="M 95 45 L 95 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1"/>

            <path d="M 95 47 Q 92 48 89 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1" fill="none"/>

            <path d="M 95 47 Q 98 48 101 47" stroke="#000" stroke-width="1" fill="none"/>

            <line x1="80" y1="40" x2="70" y2="39" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>

            <line x1="80" y1="43" x2="70" y2="43" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>

            <line x1="110" y1="40" x2="120" y2="39" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>

            <line x1="110" y1="43" x2="120" y2="43" stroke="#000" stroke-width="0.8"/>

        </svg>

    `;

    document.body.appendChild(cat);





    let catX = 100;

    let catY = 100;

    let targetX = catX;

    let targetY = catY;

    let isScrolling = false;

    let scrollTimeout;

    let moveInterval;

    let washingTimeout;

    let currentState = 'idle';

    let pawPrintCounter = 0;

    let isHovered = false;





    const speechBubble = document.createElement('div');

    speechBubble.className = 'cat-speech';





    const meowSounds = ['Мяy!', 'Мяy~', 'Мур-мяy!', 'Мяв!', 'Мурр!', 'Мяy-мяy!'];



    cat.appendChild(speechBubble);





    cat.style.left = catX + 'px';

    cat.style.top = catY + 'px';





    function getRandomElement() {

        const elements = document.querySelectorAll('div, p, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, span, a, button, img');

        const visibleElements = Array.from(elements).filter(el => {

            const rect = el.getBoundingClientRect();

            return rect.width > 20 && rect.height > 20 &&

                rect.top >= 0 && rect.left >= 0 &&

                rect.bottom <= window.innerHeight &&

                rect.right <= window.innerWidth;

        });



        if (visibleElements.length > 0) {

            return visibleElements[Math.floor(Math.random() * visibleElements.length)];

        }

        return null;

    }





    function moveCatToTarget() {

        const dx = targetX - catX;

        const dy = targetY - catY;

        const distance = Math.sqrt(dx * dx + dy * dy);



        if (distance > 5) {

            const speed = 2;

            catX += (dx / distance) * speed;

            catY += (dy / distance) * speed;





            if (dx > 0) {

                cat.style.transform = 'scaleX(1)';

            } else if (dx < 0) {

                cat.style.transform = 'scaleX(-1)';

            }



            cat.style.left = catX + 'px';

            cat.style.top = catY + 'px';





            pawPrintCounter++;

            if (pawPrintCounter % 15 === 0) {

                createPawPrint(catX, catY);

            }



            if (currentState !== 'running') {

                setState('running');

            }

        } else {



            findNewTarget();

        }

    }





    function setState(newState) {



        cat.classList.remove('cat-running', 'cat-washing', 'cat-jumping', 'cat-sitting');



        currentState = newState;



        switch (newState) {

            case 'running':

                cat.classList.add('cat-running');

                break;

            case 'washing':

                cat.classList.add('cat-washing');

                break;

            case 'jumping':

                cat.classList.add('cat-jumping');

                break;

            case 'sitting':

                cat.classList.add('cat-sitting');

                break;

        }

    }





    function createPawPrint(x, y) {

        const pawPrint = document.createElement('div');

        pawPrint.className = 'paw-print';

        pawPrint.innerHTML = `

            <svg width="12" height="12" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">

                <ellipse cx="12" cy="16" rx="4" ry="3" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>

                <circle cx="8" cy="10" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>

                <circle cx="12" cy="8" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>

                <circle cx="16" cy="10" r="1.5" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>

                <circle cx="12" cy="12" r="1" fill="#8B4513" opacity="0.7"/>

            </svg>

        `;



        pawPrint.style.left = (x - 6) + 'px';

        pawPrint.style.top = (y + 15) + 'px';



        document.body.appendChild(pawPrint);





        setTimeout(() => {

            if (pawPrint.parentNode) {

                pawPrint.parentNode.removeChild(pawPrint);

            }

        }, 3000);

    }





    function findNewTarget() {

        const element = getRandomElement();

        if (element) {

            const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();

            targetX = rect.left + rect.width / 2;

            targetY = rect.top + rect.height / 2;





            targetX = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerWidth - 60, targetX));

            targetY = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerHeight - 60, targetY));

        } else {



            targetX = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 80) + 40;

            targetY = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 80) + 40;

        }

    }





    cat.addEventListener('mouseenter', () => {

        isHovered = true;





        cat.classList.add('cat-stopped');

        cat.classList.add('cat-sitting');





        const randomMeow = meowSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowSounds.length)];

        speechBubble.textContent = randomMeow;

        speechBubble.classList.add('show');



        console.log('Котик говорит:', randomMeow);

    });



    cat.addEventListener('mouseleave', () => {

        isHovered = false;





        cat.classList.remove('cat-stopped');

        cat.classList.remove('cat-sitting');





        speechBubble.classList.remove('show');





        if (!isScrolling) {

            setState('idle');

            findNewTarget();

        }

    });





    moveInterval = setInterval(() => {

        if (!isHovered && (currentState === 'running' || currentState === 'idle')) {

            moveCatToTarget();

        }

    }, 50);





    setTimeout(() => {

        findNewTarget();

    }, 1000);





    window.addEventListener('resize', () => {

        catX = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerWidth - 60, catX));

        catY = Math.max(20, Math.min(window.innerHeight - 60, catY));

        cat.style.left = catX + 'px';

        cat.style.top = catY + 'px';

    });



    console.log('Котик загружен! ');

})();
Как поставить?
1) Качаете Tampermonkey
2) Включаете режим разработчика в браузере
3) Нажимаете на него
4) Нажимаете Создать новый скрипт
5) Копируете туда скрипт
6) Файл -> Сохранить
7) Обновляете страницу

Арбузим · Jul 26, 2025

нифигачке

морфий · Jul 26, 2025

пусть он еще хуйню рандомную с оффтопа несет

llimonix · Jul 26, 2025

а он за мне статьи на актуальные темы напишет и в оффтопике посидит ?

Помни · Jul 26, 2025

а где котик

затроллен · Jul 26, 2025

да звучит прикольно мне нрав

God_likeGL · Jul 26, 2025

⛧

он обматерил меня?

BulletProxies · Jul 29, 2025

Имбовый котик

NodeHostu · Jul 29, 2025

дополнение привет из 2000х по сайтам были такие у меня по красевее будет

Fazerechek · Jul 29, 2025

а он срать баллами будет?

ResterMag · Aug 19, 2025

милашка

blessed · Aug 25, 2025

можно добавить ему функцию чтобы он в оффтопик хуйню писал сам ?

мя_у · Sep 28, 2025

Пиздец он укурыш угарный

suslik1325 · Oct 4, 2025

можно добавить попытки поймать курсор мышки или при открытии оффтопа он ссал на него, идея забавная

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